The patient: - What? How can it be so expensive to extract a tooth? Just for 5 minutes of work?
The dentist: - If you want, I'll extract it in an hour!
A little boy, on the dentist`s chair. The dentist cleans his big cavity and asks him: “What do you want me to fill that hole with?”
- “Chocolate!” - said the boy.
- What did the toothbrush say to the toilet paper?
- sometimes I feel like I have the worst job ever
- toilet paper replies: Oh Really, let me tell you about my job.
- young patient to the dentist, is that man a king?
- no, why?
- cause you just put a crown on his tooth.
- dentist to his young patient, do you floss every time you brush your teeth
- I sure do, (dentist gives him that "are you telling the truth look", really I do he exclaims!
- dentist replies, let the tooth be told.
There are many great dentists, however, it is nice to find one that has a sense of humor. Be sure when you are looking for a dentist in Highlands Ranch for your children you find one that is funny so they will like going.
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